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Hello, I'm John

By John Symms

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Wussup, homies? John iz me. As a professional skier, I take great care to avoid the appearance of caring much about writing well. In the interest of looking cool and aloof, here's a bulleted list of everything that passed through my head over the 30 minutes I alotted myself for writing this peauxst. I'm good at html, and I'm into music that's obscure but not too obscure, so I made the bullets into little pictures of Charles Mingus: Bloggers link to things all the time. Here is a link to what I' ...

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