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The Dash dishes out a midterm test

By Pat Forde
ESPN.com

Monday, October 19, 2009

Forty names, games, teams and minutiae making news in college football (coaching flak jackets sold separately in College Station): In our nation's rush to revel in the idiotic, we all became familiar with a 6-year-old Colorado child last week. We know he did not fly away in a balloon that looked like a saggy Jiffy Pop bag. We know that authorities think his live-TV non-emergency was a scam. We know he gets sick at the sight of television cameras. In a sentence, we know plenty about nothing ...

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