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Guys I Love, Guys I Hate, Girls I Date

By Matthew Berry
ESPN.com

Thursday, October 8, 2009

To this day, I still feel totally stupid. So about two years or so ago I'm at a bar with three friends watching "Monday Night Football." It's a typical sports bar, complete with cheap wings, beer specials and cute, flirty waitresses. The waitress, as required by sports bar law, is wearing a tight T-shirt and is really touchy-feely, especially with me. At some point during halftime, she tells me she is a fan. Since she works at the sports bar, ESPN is on all the time and she knows who I am. ...

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