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By Matthew Berry
ESPN.com Thursday, October 1, 2009 I am going to the dentist today. That's not some hip new slang or an obscure euphemism. That's actually what I am doing as soon as I am done with this. Going. To the dentist. It's a cliché but it doesn't make it any less true: I hate going to the dentist. Always have. It's not the pain. I can deal with the pain. I'm a Redskins fan, after all. The long leathery chairs, the bright light, the wearing of the bib, the person grabbing your mouth open and staring into it close while you look ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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