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The 2009 all-haiku NFL preview

By Gregg Easterbrook
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Monday, September 7, 2009

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama said today he was "shocked and saddened" by rising unemployment among NFL offensive coordinators. "This is the worst job loss by NFL assistant coaches since the Great Depression," Obama declared. The president announced a $746 trillion program to train former steelworkers to become offensive coordinators. The president also said White House adviser Van Jones, who resigned over the weekend after it was revealed he had signed a petition praising Santa Anna for ...

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