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Four drafts, one afternoon

By Matthew Berry
ESPN.com

Friday, September 4, 2009

There is theory, and there is reality. In theory, I could play college football. I still have my eligibility, and at 6-foot-1 and 200 pounds, I can take a hit. In reality, I breathe heavily when I have to walk up four flights of stairs. In theory, I'm recognized as a TV personality. In reality, I never get recognized by women. In theory, I'm losing my hair, so I don't have to worry about being prematurely gray. In reality, I still have to dye what's left of my hair because, realistically spe ...

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