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By Christopher Harris
ESPN.com Tuesday, September 1, 2009 Insert your own monetary joke here. Brad Penny ("Brother, can you spare a Penny?"; "Penny-wise, mound-foolish"; "A Penny saved is a Penny burned") cleared waivers Monday and immediately began to negotiate with National League teams. As humiliating as it must be for veteran pitchers to get torched in the AL East, one imagines a soothing aura settles over such a hurler when his agent tells him an NL squad is interested. After all, Penny was pretty much horrible all year for the Red Sox: 5.61 ER ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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