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The 20 things that make you a doofus

By Patrick Hruby
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Friday, July 31, 2009

I'm guilty. You're culpable. We're all felonious. Sooner or later, every last one of us ends up looking like a sports doofus -- casting sound social judgment overboard, setting sail with the tempestuous winds of passionate fandom, dropping anchor in the murky waters of athletic-related behavior that comes across as utterly ridiculous. Have you ever owned a wild-card hat? Worn baseball pants to play slo-pitch softball? Proposed via JumboTron? Beat out a kid for an autograph? If your answer i ...

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