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By Patrick Hruby
Page 2 Monday, July 13, 2009 Welcome to another edition of Page 2's weekly Power Rankings, where the confusion cosmic injustice of a world in which the robbery and murder of two Mexican midget wrestlers by fake prostitutes gets one-billionth the attention of Michael Jackson is replaced by the clarity of making a list: 1. Bröck Uncomfortably hilarious Ubiquity Intrigue Amusement Absurdity Trending 8 7 8 7 Credentials: Posing as mixed-martial arts champ "Brock Lesnar," performance satirist/comic provocat ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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