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The greatest competition in the world

By Gary Wise
ESPN.com

Friday, July 3, 2009

You can't win the Super Bowl. Sorry to break it to you, but if you're reading this, chances are it's literally impossible. You aren't big enough. You're too slow. Your knees hurt, you have a bad back, you haven't had the proper coaching, and most of you are just too damn old. Aren't you sick of being told what you can't do? When we watch sports, we're reminded of our frailties. We're told to celebrate athletes because they do what we can't, because they're better than we at throwing or hitti ...

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