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Welcome to Manny's Hollywood ending

By Dave Dameshek
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Coming this Friday, the summer's most anticipated release! Starring Manny Ramirez as a man yearning for redemption (and fertility)! A sublime combination of human melodrama and thrilling action, enhanced by special effects ("Transformers" may have cornered the market on CGI, but this blockbuster's got hCG!) The only question, at least among some skeptics, is how this latest Hollywood production will be received by the local audience. Sorry to ruin it, but -- spoiler alert -- this story will ...

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