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The Morning According to Us

By Paul Kix

Thursday, May 21, 2009

If there's anything we've learned from the Mets fan whose gold tooth fell out of her mouth and into a Citi Field toilet, it's that it's best to leave what falls down there alone. Nothing good will come of your search. For instance, the Mets fan, an unidentified woman who attended last Wednesday's game against the Braves, got her hand stuck in the toilet and screamed and screamed for help until an EMS crew arrived. Only the crew couldn't pry it loose, so it had to call for back-up: Cardoza Plu ...

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