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Weekend Uselessness Edition

By Jayson Stark

Monday, May 18, 2009

Any time a pitcher bats in the three-hole, there's a balk trifecta and all nine hitters in one lineup turn into closers of a whole different kind, you know it's officially our kind of weekend here at the Useless Information Department. So let's take a look back at one of the craziest weekends of the year: WHO NEEDS THE STINKING DH DEPT. And now your No. 3 hitters for the five AL East teams on Sunday: Mark Teixeira … Jason Bay … Nick Markakis … Alex Rios … and (who else?) An ...

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