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ESPNTheMag.Com Presents: All-World Power Rankings

By Ted Bauer

Thursday, April 30, 2009

FUNNIEST HORSE NAME EVER? "HOOF HEARTED." What is All-World Power Rankings? Kentucky Derby is on Saturday. Fun. Best part of it: seeing Hugh Hefner roll up with three girls who would never even look in your general direction at a bar, all wearing funny pink hats, and silently sobbing to yourself. Wait, did we say best part? It's been a confusing few days (years). Horse racing is awesome, though; some call it the "sport of kings." We're partial to flip cup for that title, but we see the arg ...

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