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Bedard a player to target

By Shawn Peters
Special to ESPN.com

Friday, April 24, 2009

There are some statements so obvious that I weep salty man-tears for our world that they even have to be said. You know, like when you watch a car commercial in which some slick sedan is power-sliding across the wetted-down streets of a totally empty city at 85 miles per hour and in the corner of the screen, it says, "Do not attempt: professional driver on closed course." Or how about when a new diet infomercial shows you a 102-pound hottie who used to weigh more than Prince Fielder at an all- ...

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