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The Morning According to Us

By Chris Sprow

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Poor Dr. House. I always imagine the whiney, gravel-voiced doctor trying to diagnose an NHL player dragged off the ice and into the locker room during playoff season, trying desperately to determine the cause of pain, the source of the latest iunjury, and being shoved head first into the outré culture of playoff maladies. "We'll need to address the wound," he'd say. And looking at the nine-inch gash across the player's forehead, you'd get the standard drip of House wine, "Uuunless you don't t ...

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