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The Wizard Of It

By Chris Palmer

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Ritz-Carlton in the heart of DC is buzzing. Just before midnight, Gilbert Arenas gets off the elevator and steps into a throng of friends and family he's flown into town. Dressed in a snazzy white tux, he makes his way through the hotel's underground garage. Tonight's the night for his invite-only, black-tie birthday bash, the big 2-5, and his freshly detailed, black 2006 Lamborghini Murciélago is going to take him there. "I'm the black president," Arenas announces to no one and everyone. ...

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