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March Mad ... er, mayhem, NASCAR style

By Ryan McGee
ESPN The Magazine

Sunday, March 15, 2009

So you say you want a little March Madness, do you? Well … wait … I've got a call on the other line … Hello … yep … uh huh … mmmm … OK, thanks. Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by the ESPN legal department that if I use that phrase again -- the one that starts with M and M -- I will be taken into custody by CBS Sports and forced to sit in a room and watch old Billy Packer tapes on a continuous loop, A Clockwork Orange-style. Anyway, my point ...

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