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Break from baseball sickening

By Buster Olney

Monday, March 2, 2009

You'll have a great time with the kids at Disney World, my friends told me. It'll be so much fun, they said. A nice break from baseball, they told me. What I didn't know is that my son is the Antichrist, apparently, when he gets within walking distance of a theme park. "Time to get up, Dad," he said Saturday morning, not so much lifting my eyelids as hoisting them. "The first bus comes at 8." Now, to be clear, I'm not exactly cut out of theme-park cloth. My parents bought a dairy farm in Rand ...

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