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The Morning According to Us

By Chris Sprow

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Life gets a little simpler when you break it down categorically. You realize that the difference between orange juice and cran is less a berry issue than one of atomic alignment. In the end, we're not so different, us berries. The basic parts, the elements of creation—they remain the same. Take a look at heavy metal band names, for example. My, how the NFL could learn. The whole genre can be broken down into a handful of different naming rubrics. There are the badass misspellings, de ...

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