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Cold Blooded

By Gene Wojciechowski

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Memorandum To: The punk who recently stole my 1991 Chevrolet Caprice From: Florida State junior linebacker Ernie Sims Re: Bodily Harm "If it were legal, I'd punish you until you regretted ever seeing my car. You'd want to give it backand extra. You'd give me two extra cars. Might be walking with a limp? If I catch you, you might be paralyzed. So please don't let me find you. Please." SIMS LOVED that old Chevy. He'd recline the front seat so that it was nearly parallel to the chassis, g ...

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