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Ready to roll the dice in Las Vegas

By Jayson Stark
ESPN.com

Thursday, December 4, 2008

"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number." -- Steven Wright So did you hear the one about the guy from Houston who walks into a Las Vegas casino, sits down at the blackjack table and says, "Deal me in?" "Hey, pal," the dealer says, "where's your chips?" "Oh," the guy says. "Well, I've got no money. But I'll toss in Jose Valverde." Ba-dum-bump. OK, we're warning you. Baseball's traveling December road show, the wi ...

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