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The Morning According to Us

By Chris Sprow

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Of all the terms we have left, apparently one that could easily describe the remains of our oatmeal is the most wicked. It's true. Yesterday, a league that gives a ten minute timeout to a player that chooses to take his gloves off and mash in the face of an opponent, or a whole two minutes of private time to a player who decides, "Ya know, this dude needs to feel a large chuck of graphite across the back of his neck!", told a player to take a break for a throw-away insult. Sean Avery, who is ...

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