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Chewing Em' Up

By Tom Friend

Monday, November 24, 2008

To the fools boycotting Home Depot: Tony Stewart got your angry e-mails. He didn't read them-he was too busy playing Internet poker-but he knows you want Home Depot to fire him and that you're not buying any power sanders until that happens, and his answer to you is: "Leave the ears on the dog." You obviously have no idea what he means (we'll get to it later), but the point is, Tony's finally wising up before he dies. He never planned on living past 30 and even has a hearse parked in his dri ...

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