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Mood swings

By Jay Cronley
Special to ESPN.com

Monday, November 10, 2008

One day recently, I was headed out the door to a day of racing when the phone rang as the mail arrived. My ex-wife was on the phone, asking for the two hundred I owed her. Having as an ex-spouse a person who is a responsible and productive member of the community is very important. Nobody wants to have been married to a lunatic, or worse, somebody who took up with the dredges of humanity after you. I have two ex-wives, one in Dallas, the other six blocks from my house. The ex-wife in Dallas ma ...

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