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Bull's-Eye

By Seth Wickersham

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Look at that mustache. Jake Plummer is the only one of the league's white, terminally unhip quarterbacks who can pull it off. Brady? No way. He gets enough flak for having his hair professionally highlighted and for toting a man purse. Peyton? Cross him off, too. He'd look like a D-list honky-tonker who missed the bus to Nashville by 12 years. Brees? Combined with his birthmark—well, let's just say that God didn't picture him with a mustache. Plummer is the only one who could unapologeti ...

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