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By Chuck Klosterman
Thursday, October 30, 2008 At some point in the immediate to near future, someone is going to throw Barry Bonds a strike when he should be seeing a ball, and he will rake it with extreme prejudice. His propulsive, compact swing will rock the sphere toward the roof of the troposphere; it will fall to earth roughly 440 feet from where Bonds is standing, and he will react as if he is a) unimpressed or b) vaguely annoyed. He will then jog 360 feet, and some people will cheer, and some people will have mixed feelings, and some ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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