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Fortune Cookies

By Ken Duke
Editor, BASS Insider

Friday, October 24, 2008

I like Chinese food. In fact, I'm pretty sure I could live off egg rolls and sesame beef. But to me, one of the best things about going to a Chinese restaurant is the fortune cookie you get with the bill. I guess it's designed to take the sting out of having to pay. Last week my fortune read (and I am not making this up), "Do not give a man a fish, but teach him how to fish." Now I'm not saying that I've made the world a better place by writing stories for outdoor magazines or hosting an outdo ...

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