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BEHIND ENEMY LINES

By Neil Janowitz

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Upon arriving at Citizens Bank Park yesterday, I departed my cab amidst sniper fire. I kept my head low and, along with the two infantrywomen flanking me, attempted to move discreetly through enemy territory. Hostiles abounded, attacking on sight. My platoon of three managed to make it to our interior outpost relatively unscathed, but therein found little protection. Cowering behind the modest ramparts of section 132 row 36, a horrible truth became apparent: There were no allies in sight. We w ...

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