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Grand Theft Roto: Take advantage of bye weeks

By Shawn Peters
Special to ESPN.com

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

It's time to play "Fun with Homophones." Now, before any of you read that too quickly and start writing angry letters to the editors, homophones are two words that sound the same but have completely different meanings. So when Mountain Dew urges you to "Do the Dew," they're having fun with homophones. When you complain about your glass of Pinot Noir being too oaky, it's a "wine whine." If your sister is dating Kansas City's stud young receiver, you could say "Bowe is her beau." Go ahead. Tr ...

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