By Josh Brooks

Monday, September 15, 2008

You ever hear that ginger one joke? This father-to-be is pacing the maternity ward when the midwife bursts through the door. She says, "Sir, your baby has been delivered, but I'm afraid there's some good news and some bad news." "Oh my god," he says, "what's the bad news?" "You're baby boy's a ginger," she says. "Damn it," he says, "What the hell could the good news be?" "Fortunately, sir," the midwife smiles, "your child was also born dead." That joke makes me laugh every time, and my Dad is a ...

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