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By Jim Caple
Page 2 Tuesday, September 9, 2008 If VeloNews is correct in reporting that Lance Armstrong will come back to ride in next year's Tour de France, here's how his comeback decision probably went down. Mary-Kate Olson -- or was it Ashley? I can never get those Olson twins straight, which one is the blonde again? -- probably made some totally mean remark about his age, such as, "Jonah Hill tells me that you are, like, so incredibly old." And Armstrong replied, "Oh yeah? Well, I'll show you who's old! I'll just come out of retirement ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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