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Get A Load Of Me

By Seth Wickersham

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

He's not falling for this, is he? The engraved gavel from the judge, the white Stetson from the mayor, the $100 Frenchy's Chicken gift certificate from the preacher, the declaration that June 5—today—is officially Mario Williams Day in Houston … Williams isn't buying any of it, is he? Well, yeah, he is. Or at least he's pretending to. He stands under a banner that reads "Welcome Our New Neighbor." He stares at the block-long line inside Houston's Ensemble Theatre, 400 peopl ...

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