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The Talented Mr. Roto: Worst of the worst

By Matthew Berry
ESPN.com

Friday, August 8, 2008

I get a lot of requests: "I need some help with my team," "Can you help me get a job at ESPN?" and, of course, "Put your ID away, sir, we know you're legal." Alternate jokes I considered there: "Stop staring," "You recommended so and so," "Why don't you quit, moron?" and "Seriously, stop staring." I tend to ignore most of them. But I got a note from Bill Simmons on Thursday that I wanted to take up. The Sports Guy: We had our last trading deadline for our AL league today. Huge ...

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