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By AJ Mass
ESPN.com Monday, July 28, 2008 A couple of years ago, scientists decided to change the definition of what a planet is, and poor little Pluto was suddenly left out in the cold, no longer welcome to play in any solar system reindeer games. Kids across the country had to forget that their "Very Excellent Mothers" just served us nine pizzas, and instead were left hungry and upset over the need to learn a new mnemonic device. Pluto hadn't done anything wrong. It hadn't changed. It didn't suddenly decide to paint its moon a hideous ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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