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THE MORNING ACCORDING TO US

By Paul Kix and Brian Hill

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

You know the routine. Check the map up top for the action that corresponds with these notes. Today, we find out the devastating news that all the best Olympic sports have long been discontinued. Seriosuly, we're on a hunger strike until the sport involving gunned-down mannequins in frock coats is returned. We demand satisfaction! Olympic-level Busts Not every Olympic event has been a success. Some, like live pigeon shooting and equestrian high jump, lasted just one year. Other busts include: ...

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