Energy drinks are insane. I was always into taking one to the head every now and again after my brain had given my face the middle finger and decided to stop working in some strange act of defiance. But now, forget it, I'm done. I had a can of Monster today containing a flavor called Kaos. Just minutes after ingesting the thing, my thoughts began to race uncontrollably, sweat engulfed my hairy chest as if I were camped out in the rain forest, and my toilet was blasted with a bile that had infilt ...

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