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FAKE RESUMÉ

By Mag.com Staff

Friday, March 21, 2008

Ocho Cinco didn't show up to the Bengals optional workouts this week, and many say the writing is on the wall. Looks like he should be getting his resumé ready … CHAD JOHNSON Wide Receiver/Entertainer/Life Coach Objectives: Obtain a starting wide receiver position for a contender in the National Football League.Continue to put fools on notice. Experience: Santa Monica Junior College — 1997-2000 Can you imagine me and Steve Smith on the same side of the field? But who w ...

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