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If you're going to cheat, here are a few handy tips

By Jemele Hill
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Read this carefully, all you male politicians. Print it out and keep it in your wallet, if necessary. Do not organize extramarital affairs via text message, telephone or any device that lends itself to recording. If you must organize an affair, try using a homing pigeon, invisible ink or a secret decoder ring -- assuming, of course, you can find a 50-year-old Cracker Jack box on eBay. Monday's news that New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer reportedly was caught on a federal wiretap organizing a tryst w ...

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