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Time to put away the singles, fellas

By Scoop Jackson
Page 2

Friday, June 22, 2007

We are gathered here today to say goodbye to the (need to be) dearly departed. It was dearly and it must be departed. Scorsese-style. They left us (me, you, themselves) no choice. All of 'em, from Pacman to Pat Ewing. They turned a good thing into a crime scene, fun over to the feds. That said, the time has (finally, yet unfortunately) come for all professional athletes -- large and small, paid and broke, Yankee and Clipper -- to kiss the strip clubs goodbye. That's it. End the relationship, e ...

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