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ESPN The Magazine

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

EDITOR'S NOTE: This article appears in the June 18 issue of ESPN The Magazine. "I would forbid players from shaving, unless they wear a porn 'stache or lamb chops -- but not both. I'd bring back the red, white and blue ball. And so no one gets a free pass, I'd put names on referee uniforms." --Mike Dunleavy, Pacers GET THE MAG! If you'd like to subscribe to ESPN The Magazine,click here. "Any game with a heat index over 90 degrees would be replaced with a bowl-off and hot-wing-eating ...

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