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Sorry, Dirk, you're no MVP

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

We're headed for the most awkward moment in NBA history within the next 10 days. Here's how it will play out: (We see Jim Gray, David Stern and Dirk Nowitzki standing awkwardly in front of a single camera at halftime of a Round 2 playoff game.) --Gray: "I'm here with NBA commissioner David Stern. David--" --Stern: "Don't talk to me. Seriously. You're lucky I haven't had you killed yet." --Gray: "Gotcha. Um ... and now to present the 2006-07 Most Valuable Player Award, NBA commissioner David ...

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