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The Ice Kings of Lake Champlain

By Don Barone
Special to ESPNOutdoors.com — March 6, 2007

Monday, March 5, 2007

New England, I apologize. Colorado, my bad. Sorry about all that snow. I'm the cause of global warming, and all the winter screw-ups. Me my ownself. Gallery Click for photos The scientists are blaming El Nino for the wacky winter weather, but it's only because they don't know where I live. And they have no idea what I did to cause this. I bought a snow blower at Wal-Mart. I knew the moment the check cleared, winter would never be the same ...

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