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FBA: Category Help

By Jason Langendorf
ESPN.com

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Sports fans are creatures of habit, and none of us wants to hear that it's silly to slather one's body in paint and show up half naked to a public venue. Or that it's a bad idea to consume mass quantities of encased meat links and any foodstuffs commonly referred to as "doodles." Look, it's what we do. Don't try to fight it. Yet, slowly and somewhat strangely, our soon-to-be-stented, bare-chested, ballgame-watching brethren have been brainwashed into deserting -- or at least doubting -- traditi ...

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