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By Sam Alipour
Special to Page 2 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 NEW YORK These days, when approaching Spike Lee at his courtside seat at Madison Square Garden, one must take extreme caution not unlike the care one must take when encountering the Sumatran rhinoceros. PETA scientists have confirmed that both the rare 770-kilogram rhino and the Knicks Fan have been toying with extinction since the creation of the Earth and the birth of the Isiah Thomas Era, respectively. Because these are battleworn species, they are easily spooked. Proceed ginger ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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