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Week 1: I already stink

By Bill Simmons
Page 2

Friday, September 8, 2006

Wow. We haven't even gotten to Sunday of Week 1 and I'm already 0-1. Convinced that Nick Saban's Miami defense would swallow up Chaz Batch on Thursday night, I brushed off an even more likely scenario: Daunte Culpepper submitting his eighth consecutive stink bomb since the beginning of last season, which ties him for the overall lead with Bobby Kelly from "Tourgasm." As always with a bad Daunte game, the numbers failed to reflect the depth of his suckitude -- grounders to wide-open receivers on ...

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