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By Brian Murphy
Special to Page 2 Monday, August 29, 2005 Richest story item of the weekend: The Philadelphia Eagles excused Terrell Owens from their charity carnival Sunday. Insert lame joke here, Cooler reader (don't worry if you don't have any -- I'll supply 'em). They said T.O. was resting a strained groin muscle. The real reason? He is the charity carnival, man. He's the Bearded Lady and the Dog-Faced Boy rolled into one. Which would be OK if he and Donovan McNabb could make like another carnival oddity and play the role of the conjoined twins ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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