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Let's get ready to rumble

By Patrick Hruby
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Friday, July 29, 2005

[BLACK SCREEN] Ring announcer: Laaaadies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Battle for the Soul of Sports! [SCENE OPENS INSIDE AN UNNAMED ARENA. TWO BOXERS STAND AT OPPOSITE CORNERS OF A RING. ONE HAS LONG, SANDY HAIR, A SCRAGGLY BEARD AND KIND EYES; THE OTHER SPORTS A DEVILISH SMILE ON A RED, SUNBURNED FACE.] Announcer: Innnnnn this corner, in the white trunks and Nazarene sandals, fighting to fund cancer research and protect baby seals, please welcome the challenger, the Duke of Decency, the Ima ...

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