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Willy Wonka hosts some All-Stars

By Skip Bayless
Page 2

Friday, July 22, 2005

Wonka bars had become even more popular among professional athletes than bling-bling. Wonka bars, they raved, made them feel stronger and faster without needing anabolic steroids or growth hormone. Wonka bars, they said, helped them live up to godlike images without needing weed or booze. Wonka bars contained no protein or carbs; they had zero fat and zero calories! And they tasted heavenly, especially the Never-Ending Spot-Hitter, which somehow filled you up with one tiny nibble. No one was ...

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