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By Bill Simmons
Page 2 Wednesday, July 6, 2005 Remember when look-alike Kevin Kline replaces the ailing president in "Dave," only he's infinitely more personable and thoughtful than the real president was? Not only does Kline's character prevent a nationwide panic, he gives funny speeches that inspire the nation. He solves the budget crisis in five hours. He introduces an ambitious plan to find a job for every American citizen. And nobody ever suspects a thing. Maybe the same chain of events didn't happen to George Steinbrenner, but clearl ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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